Welcome to the Void!
[fragment 1 :chair: :void:]
You've wandered pretty far into nothing. You are feeling weary.
Fret not! Here in the Void we have a multipurpose chair. Purposes: resting, contemplating, dozing off, experiencing dread, eating, nothing, sitting.
[fragment 2 :microphone: :void:]
The Void speaks! Sit in the chair long enough and you'll hear the Void's many musings.
The Void is mostly abject silence. This too can be nice. To experience the silence, close your eyes and listen. Anything you hear is in your head.
[fragment 3 :chair: :chair: :chair: :chair:]
Come, sit in the chair. It's the only chair to ever exist, we think. Sit. Look upon the Void. Stay awhile. The chair isn’t going anywhere. It's never gone anywhere.